So my family and I were walking around the center of Zagreb and my mom said she wanted to go get lunch. We sit down at this cute restaurant and my mom asks if anyone has “cut the cheese” thinking that it would be offensive if anyone heard her talking about farts in the middle of a foreign country. At that moment, the waiter walks by and smiles and looks at us and says “No, Not that I know of.” and my family just stares blankly at him and he keeps looking at us and says, “we don’t have mac n’ cheese, sorry.” Of course, my family has no idea what to say, trying to hold back laughs, and this poor waiter thinks that we’re displeased that there is no mac n cheese.

HE THOUGHT MY MOM WANTED MAC N CHEESE WHEN SHE WAS JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME NON EXISTENT FART SMELL. Highlight of my lunch. Plus, the waiter was very cute which made everything even more funny.

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"In San Francisco last year, a man stabbed a woman in the face and arm after she didn’t respond positively to his sexually harassing her on the street.

In Bradenton, Fla., a man shot a high school senior to death after she and her friends refused to perform oral sex at his request.

In Chicago, a scared 15-year-old was hit by a car and died after she tried escaping from harassers on a bus.

Again, in Chicago, a man grabbed a 19-year-old walking on a public thoroughfare, pulled her onto a gangway and assaulted her.

In Savannah, Georgia, a woman was walking alone at night and three men approached her. She ignored them, but they pushed her to the ground and sexually assaulted her.

In Manhattan, a 29-year-old pregnant woman was killed when men catcalling from a van drove onto the sidewalk and hit her and her friend.

Last week, a runner in California — a woman — was stopped and asked, by a strange man in a car, if she wanted a ride. When she declined he ran her over twice.

FUCK YOU if you think that street harassment is a “compliment” or “no big deal” or that it’s “irrational” of us to be afraid because “what’s actually gonna happen.” Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you some more."
- Street Harassment: Is a Man Running Over a 14-Year Old Girl for Refusing Sex Serious Enough? | Soraya Chemaly  (via mooncrumbs)

This is why I walk around and am constantly paranoid when I’m alone

(Source: brutereason, via nonelikerae)

I just sat down with my grandma for the first time since I was 10 (it’s been 9 years almost) and she told me some of the most entertaining stories about what she did to get along in the world that she grew up in. It was a world that would seem impossible to live in, to those raised in recent generations. And let me just say, this woman is sweet, but has a streak of mischief in her veins.

So ask your grandparents or someone you see that way for a story of adventure from earlier in their lives. I guarantee you that you’d be surprised by what they tell you.

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